- percy and jason meeting (expectation)
- percy: can you fucking not
- jason: did you just breathe my air
- percy and jason meeting (reality)
- percy: ohmygods i love your hair where'd you get it done?
- jason: aw wow babe thanks, at the salon down in new rome
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
Blue Rabbits Fucking (Uncensored) - Patrick Stump
Bringing this back.
I don’t care if you don’t like Fall Out Boy.
I don’t care if you don’t like Patrick Stump.
Just listen to it, you won’t be disappointed.
THIS IS SO FUCKED WHAT?
i wanna give you sexual rabies